Vos meilleurs quotes de films.

Bah allez-y, je vais revenir écrire les miennes plus tard (J'fais un test de signature, ça marche toujours pas, pourtant tout est activer, m'enfin!)

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici ( À force de vérité, j'ai de mon vivant conquis l'univers)
-Faust
(V for Vendetta)

"Conan, what is best in life?" ( says the Mongol)
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
(Conan le barbare)

"It's not a tumor..."
(kindergarden Cop)

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
(Braveheart)

"I'd only told them the truth. Was that so selfish? Our integrity sells for so little, but it's all that we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free."
(V for Vendetta)

""I put the grrr in swinger, baby!""
(Austin Powers)

«La guerre, la guerre... C’est pas une raison pour se faire mal!»
(La guerre des tuques)

"Willow: See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone!
Madmartigan: Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!"
(Willow)

"Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
(Nacho Libre)

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"Conan, what is best in life?" ( says the Mongol)
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
(Conan le barbare)

Lolll on vient de faire des rôles de support dans un movie qui s'appelle "L'homme qui voulut être Arnold" et il y avait justement cette quote dans notre scène... En fait je crois que Jérôme a participé dans ce film aussi :p

C'est drole que tu écrives ca, j'etais en train de lire sur facebook que vous étiez des stars de film maintenant? Peut-etre que bientot, je vais vous voir dans les films que je travaille. Ils font peut-etre un Sin City 2 et 3, à quand Jerome comme truand local ou Katyah comme...hummmm....fais attention à ce que tu vas dire mon Simon... Ah oui, comme assassin à gage du coin!

ALors vos quotes à vous?

Ahhh tu es sur facebook??? J'avais cherché et j'avais juste trouvé Amaryah mais pas toi! Étais tu déjà dans mes friends pis je l'avais oublié? O.o

Tu travaille sur des films? Qu'est-ce que tu y fais comme job?

Sin City c'est un de mes films préférés hehe ^.^ Comment ça faut faire attention à ce que tu dis à mon sujet, que veux tu dire par là??? O.O Assassin à gage ça me convient... mais malgré que le scénario est plus fort dans Sin City (logiquement) je préférerais tout de même jouer dans 300 du même dessinateur. Je peux tu jouer un spartan gay :p :p :p avec mon presque pas de muscles? Ça m,a tellement donné envie d'aller en GN ce film là :p Dommage que le seul rôle de femme c'est une madame un peu cruche qui se fait sodomiser :S (se lamente sur les rôles féminins pathétiques dans le cinéma américain).

Sinon j'ai une collection de quotes de Sturbridge et de Vykos mais pas encore de films... je vais essayer d'en trouver pour cette semaine...

J'ai tellement déjà un fichier word intense (dans ma tête)
Le seul fuck c'est que je me rappelle de tout sauf de rien (ou le contraire).
Fack ... Juste pour être littérallement unique, j'Vais quoter exactement tout ce qui me tente ... DES que j'ai le temps. (Job + École + I-NEDD-TO-FUCKING-REST).

Ma première, que je me rappelle par coeur parce que ça ma juste marquer :
Bleach (Yeah, sorry guys.)
Evil dude : Shut your hole, you dumb bitch!

Evil Dead 3
Ash : Well I got news for ya. You ain't leadin' but two things ; Jack and shit. And Jack left town.

Ash : Gimme your sugar, baby. (Musique) Pouuuur some sugar on me!!!! *Def Leppard *(Musique)

Ash : Well HELLO mister FancyPants.

Les Shtroumphs.
Shtroumph random : Jt'enshtroumphs!

Katya a écrit:Ahhh tu es sur facebook??? J'avais cherché et j'avais juste trouvé Amaryah mais pas toi! Étais tu déjà dans mes friends pis je l'avais oublié? O.o

Tu travaille sur des films? Qu'est-ce que tu y fais comme job?

Sin City c'est un de mes films préférés hehe ^.^ Comment ça faut faire attention à ce que tu dis à mon sujet, que veux tu dire par là??? O.O Assassin à gage ça me convient... mais malgré que le scénario est plus fort dans Sin City (logiquement) je préférerais tout de même jouer dans 300 du même dessinateur. Je peux tu jouer un spartan gay :p :p :p avec mon presque pas de muscles? Ça m,a tellement donné envie d'aller en GN ce film là :p Dommage que le seul rôle de femme c'est une madame un peu cruche qui se fait sodomiser :S (se lamente sur les rôles féminins pathétiques dans le cinéma américain).

Sinon j'ai une collection de quotes de Sturbridge et de Vykos mais pas encore de films... je vais essayer d'en trouver pour cette semaine...

Sur facebook, je devrais etre dans les friends de Jérome ( Pierre-Simon Henri ), tu m'y trouveras.

Je suis infographistes 3D, spécialisé en particules. Je fais des trucs du genre:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s&feature=related
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=B6n20bQSySo&feature=related
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RHGrPo0J-R4&feature=related

Pourquoi faire attention. Huh les rôles féminins dans Sin City ne soit pas nécessairement "gentlemanesque" à spammer à droite et à gauche: prostituer, danseuse et petite chochonne en culotte de cuir, c'est un rough comme premier contact!? Mais j'avais un backup plan, assassin à gage!

J'ai hâte d'avoir d'autres de vos quotes, on apprend beaucoup sur les gens.

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Sur facebook, je devrais etre dans les friends de Jérome ( Pierre-Simon Henri ), tu m'y trouveras.

Cool je t'ai addé. Je ne savais pas que c'était Pierre-Simon. C'est full biblique ^.^

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Je suis infographistes 3D, spécialisé en particules. Je fais des trucs du genre:

Vraiment beau l'explosion ^^

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Pourquoi faire attention. Huh les rôles féminins dans Sin City ne soit pas nécessairement "gentlemanesque" à spammer à droite et à gauche: prostituer, danseuse et petite chochonne en culotte de cuir, c'est un rough comme premier contact!? Mais j'avais un backup plan, assassin à gage! Very Happy

Je n'ai jamais dit que Sin City était pas sexiste lol. Tant que la tueur à gage ne porte pas de petite culotte en cuir O.o Anyways je pourrais faire ma Victor Victoria sinon et révéler le punch juste à la fin (préférablement sans tomber amoureuse d'un mec de 50 ans pas très joli :s)

LOLLL en voilà tout plein que j'aime

KILL BILL

Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

- Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away.
- You call that begging? You can beg better than that.

Title Card: "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - vieux proverbe klingon

As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren.

- So when do we do this?
- It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
- How about tonight, bitch?
- Splendid, where?

The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.
The Bride: [en spankant un yakuza avec son épée] This is what you get for fucking around with the Yakuzas! Go home to your mother!
Hattori Hanzo: For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

I speak, of the perversion done to this council... which I love... more than my own children, by making a Chinese Jap-American half-breed bitch its leader!
Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.


300

"Remember us." As simple an order as a king can give. "Remember why we died." For he did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us," he said to me. That was his hope, should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be. May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones, "Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here by Spartan law, we lie."

- Spartans! What is your profession?
- HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
- You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.

- A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
- Then we will fight in the shade.

- Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky. Besides, there's no reason we can't be civil, is there?
- [tue un Perse] None, sire.

- You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips.

- THIS IS SPARTA!

- It is the law, my lord. The Spartan army must not go to war.
- Nor shall it. I've issued no such orders. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs. These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard.

- My arm!
- It's not yours, anymore.

- Spartans! Prepare for glory!

- Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave king, and your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
- Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

- Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
- Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

- You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

Give them nothing! But take from them everything!

- Spartans, lay down your weapons.
- Persians! Come and get them!

- This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
- On these shields, boys!
- Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.


ENTRETIEN AVEC UN VAMPIRE

Lestat killed two, sometimes three a night. A fresh young girl, that was his favorite for the first of the evening. For seconds, he preferred a gilded beautiful youth. But the snob in him loved to hunt in society, and the blood of the aristocrat thrilled him best of all.

- Where are we?
- Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?
- We belong in hell.
- And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?
- But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I was in it.

Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.

Vampires who pretend to be humans pretending to be vampires.

- The world changes. We do not. Therein lies the irony that finally kills us. I need you to make contact with this age.
- Me? Don't you see? I'm not the spirit of any age. I'm at odds with everything. I always have been.
- But, Louis, that is the very spirit of your age--the heart of it. Your fall from grace has been the fall of a century.

They had forgotten the first lesson: that we must be powerful, beautiful, and without regret.

I assume I need no introduction.

Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.


IMMORTEL AD VITAM

Horus: You believe in God?
Nikopol: I don't even have that to fall back on.
Horus: I suggest you believe in me, Nikopol.
Nikopol: Do I have a choice?
Horus: I am afraid not.

Nikopol: You piece of shit! Your objectives are shit. Your filthy rapist god ambitions are shit. You're full of shit, Horus!
Horus: Coming from a human, remarks like that don't carry much weight.

Nikopol: [Nikopol carried in the air by Horus] Remember the sign we saw, my soul. That beautiful, soft summer morning... round a turning in the path. A disgusting carcass on a bed scattered with stones. Its legs in the air like a woman in need... burning its wedding poisons... like a fountain with its rhythmic sobs. I could hear it clearly with a long murmuring sound, but I touch my body in vain to find the wound. I am the vampire of my own heart. One of the great outcasts condemned to eternal laughter who can no longer smile. Am I dead? I must be dead.

Nikopol: [Nikopol falls into the bed, lying there, and recites] Ceaselessly by my side moves the Demon. He swims around me like impalpable air. I swallow and feel it burn my lungs. And fill them with eternal desire and guilt.

llgood: Neutral! Neutral doesn't exist. There's only men and women, humans and aliens... the integrated and the rejected. The whole fucking universe is split in two.

Helicopter Pilot (about Horus): "It's a naked man with a birds head!"


SIN CITY

- I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.
- You're making a big mistake, man. A *big* mistake.
- You made a big mistake yourself... you didn't flush.

- Kevin? Is that you?
- What's left of him, anyway. The dog ate the rest.

Jack Rafferty: There you go, lying about me again in front of my friends. I have never hit a woman in my life.

- What the hell do you know...
- I know it's pretty damn weird to eat people.

Yellow Bastard: And it'd better be perfect or I'm gonna call my dad!

Yellow Bastard: (sur Nancy) A little old for my taste, but I can forgive that just this once!

John Hartigan: And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God.

Dwight: Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it.

Marv: I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it.

Dwight: First, we gotta rescue Gail. Then comes the kill. The big, fat kill.


LORD OF WAR

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

Without operations like mine it would be impossible for certain countries to conduct a respectable war. I was able to navigate around those inconvenient little arms embargos.

The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise.

- Is this how you want to be remembered?
- I don't want to be remembered at all. That means I'm dead.

I sell to leftists, and rightists. I sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers.

I would tell you to go to hell, but I think you're already there.

- (en russe) Oh God!
- Always resort to your native tongue in times of anger. And in times of ecstasy.

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: a federation of worse oppressors than the last bunch of oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom-fighters.

The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss - the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year - sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil.

After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

Back then, I didn't sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks.

Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.

Never go to war. Especially with yourself.

- We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
- Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.

- Yuri... What do you know about guns?
- I know which end I'd rather be on.



99 FRANCS

«On ne détourne pas un avion sans monter dedans.»

«Tout s’achète : l’amour, l’art, la planète Terre, vous, moi.»

«La publicité est l’une des plus grandes catastrophes des deux mille dernières années pour ceux qui aiment la littérature.»

«Un rédacteur publicitaire, c'est un auteur d'aphorismes qui se vendent.»

«Tout est provisoire et tout s’achète. L’homme est un produit comme les autres, avec une date limite de vente.»

«La mort est le seul rendez-vous qui ne soit pas noté dans votre organizer.»

«La liberté n’est qu’un mauvais moment à passer.»

«La morale, c’est peut-être ringard, mais ça reste encore ce qu’on a trouvé de mieux pour distinguer le bien du mal.»

«Après tout ce que les hommes ont fait pour lui, Dieu aurait tout de même pu se donner la peine d’exister, vous ne croyez pas ?»



EASTERN PROMISES

Your uncle is fine, he is in Edinburgh, in a 5-Star Hotel. I was ordered to send him to Heaven with a bullet in his brain... instead I gave him a first class ticket to Scotland. He is old-school, he understands things... exile or death.

- So you've read the diary. How can you keep doing what you're doing?
- I'm just a driver.

Okay. Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room.

Sentimental value? Ah. I heard of that.

Kirill, we don't kill little babies.

Stay alive a little longer.

She is dead, but she had Semyon's baby. If you can prove baby was his, and girl was underage, that is statutory rape. You have baby, you need Semyon's DNA. For poetic reasons, I suggest you take his blood.


HOLY MOUNTAIN - les passages sur les planètes - trop long à citer mais c'est de l'art


FIGHT CLUB

Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

- I still can't think of anything.
- Ah... flashback humor.

First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

It's getting exciting now, 2 and 1/2. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.

First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

- Where'd you go, psycho boy?
- I felt like destroying something beautiful.

- When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
- instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?

- OK: any historic figure.
- I'd fight Gandhi.
- Good answer.
- How about you?
- Lincoln.
- Lincoln?
- Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.


PULP FICTION - les dialogues, trop long à citer aussi

RELIDICULE - les dialogues, hilarant

Un mot!
Calvaire

Voici quelques autres qui me sont précieuses.

ScarFace (Meilleur en anglais car on comprend rien) (Mais la citation est en français)
-Vous voulez m'baiser, hein, vous voulez m'baiser? Eh bien ALLEZ-Y! J'AI LE CUL GRAND OUVERT!
*Commence a tirer plein de gens*

Terminator 2 :
Dr. Silberman: You broke my arm.
Sarah Connor: There are two-hundred-fifteen bones in the human body, that's one.

John Connor: You just can't go around killing people.
The Terminator: Why?

Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!

Spaceball Officer: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

Dark Helmet: Come back you fat bearded bitch!

Lone Star: We're not just doing this for money . . . we're doing it for a sh**load-a-money!

Seigneur des Anneaux
Gandalf : VOUS NE PASSEREZ PAS!
*Je me suis littérallement étouffer avec mon pop-corn tellemtn je riais.*

Pirates des Caraïbes 1
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates

Shreck 1
Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

Donkey: I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.

[Donkey thinks he's dying]
The Donkey: Oh man. I can't feel my toes.
[Looks down and yelps]
The Donkey: I don't have any toes.
[Sits down]
The Donkey: I think I need a hug.

The MaskSMOKIN' !!!

full metal jacket

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AMEN
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